HORSE HAIR--POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Female Health

has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.

This substance, called "equi-non compos mentis"

has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

*Reluctance to cook,

*Reluctance to perform housework

 *Reluctance to wear anything but boots,

Reluctance to work except in support of a horse,

*Physical craving for contact with horses [may be an addiction]

**Beware, If you come in contact with a female human affected by this, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.